Christmas Hits

Last night I seen God in Hollywood havin' some nachos and cheese at the Arclight Dome watchin' a special screenin' of Armagedon IV. You know the one where A-Team Chris Christ, Buddha Bud, and Matt Mohamed save mankind from eternal darkness of ticker tape floods and hybrid mediocrity. Grossed a wad of dough openin' weekend and God had a cameo as the ocean light guidin' our heroes to their eternal destiny. I give it a 4 on a 5 scale of creative infinity. And God copped a smile at audience applause while the credits rolled to the big bang score of heavens chorale singin' Alleluha free at last , thank God Almighty, royal check to cash. As he exited on golden stairway , our savior said, "Nachos never tasted so God damned good".